Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow gangs of black youths such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but gangs of black youths have this week been revealed as voting for Jeremy Corbyn.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps gangs of black youths would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who this week said, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is acceptable behaviour.