Al Qu’aeda bosses have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Jim Davidson said of Al Qu’aeda bosses, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?"

Al Qu’aeda bosses made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.