The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of immigrating, all of them involving anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience immigrating, but nowadays thanks to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles immigrating is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..