The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was David Cameron who today said I like sponge.