Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now engaging in steamy sex romps. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Conservative head office revealed that Al Qu’aeda bosses have been engaging in steamy sex romps with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Al Qu’aeda bosses.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Conservative head office went on to say.


Conservative head office concluded, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".