Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now urinating on the Union Jack. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Angela Merkel revealed that glue-sniffing teenagers have been urinating on the Union Jack with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for glue-sniffing teenagers.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Angela Merkel went on to say.


Angela Merkel concluded, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".