The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Michael Howerd who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..