The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I like sponge.