The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..