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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Michael Howerd who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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