The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, all of them involving Corbynites.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, but nowadays thanks to Corbynites using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..