Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of setting fire to libraries has been perpetrated by so-called refugees.

The Mail can reveal that so-called refugees are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

An unnamed source said of the so-called refugees, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".