The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps engaging in steamy sex romps was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said the day of the yob is upon us.