The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing cancer, all of them involving enviro-Mental-ists.

In the glorious days of Margaret Thatcher, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing cancer, but nowadays thanks to enviro-Mental-ists causing cancer is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..