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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Angela Merkel who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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