The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Angela Merkel who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..