Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now injecting crack into primary school children. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Ian Dunkin-Donuts revealed that chavs have been injecting crack into primary school children with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for chavs.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Ian Dunkin-Donuts went on to say.


Ian Dunkin-Donuts concluded, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".