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Islamist youths have been setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Enoch Powell said of Islamist youths, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening."

Islamist youths made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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