I’m not racist but surely allowing hooligans to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Listening to loud music is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hooligans aren’t listening to loud music in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Beyonce agrees with me, saying today, "arbeit macht frei".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.