The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders reading the works of Karl Marx was Jim Davidson who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.