The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Lala from the teletubbies who today said kill the commie swine.