I’m not racist but surely allowing hunt sabateours to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hunt sabateours aren’t terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. A homeowner agrees with me, saying today, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.