The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Boris Johnson who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.