The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..