Guardian-reading do-gooders have been reading the works of Karl Marx the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Jim Davidson said of Guardian-reading do-gooders, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood."

Guardian-reading do-gooders made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.