The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was an unnamed source who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.