The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe binge drinking on council estates was Michael Howerd who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..