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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies selling heroin to the unions was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said kill the commie swine.


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