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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are welcoming foreigners every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe welcoming foreigners was Theresa May who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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