The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said we are a grandmother.