The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are voting for Jeremy Corbyn every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses voting for Jeremy Corbyn was an unnamed source who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..