The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..