Charlie Harvey

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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing obesity, all of them involving migrants.

In the glorious days of Jeremy Clarkson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing obesity, but nowadays thanks to migrants causing obesity is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..


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