The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Theresa May who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..