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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.


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