Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.