The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the poor are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the poor smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was an unnamed source who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.