With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more Noam Chomsky devotees have been binge drinking on council estates?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into Noam Chomsky devotees - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Binge drinking on council estates must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by Noam Chomsky devotees.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about Noam Chomsky devotees, The Pope said "Waterboarding is not torture".