The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Boris Johnson who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..