Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Bleeding heart liberals have been ripping off hard working families outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Nicolas Sarkozy has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Ripping off hard working families: The True Face Of Evil", Nicolas Sarkozy says, "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for bleeding heart liberals. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.