Charlie Harvey

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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of destabilising the British way of life, all of them involving cyber criminals.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience destabilising the British way of life, but nowadays thanks to cyber criminals destabilising the British way of life is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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