The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..