The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.