I’m not racist but surely allowing Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Urinating on the Union Jack is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum aren’t urinating on the Union Jack in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "kill the commie swine".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.