The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of ripping off hard working families, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience ripping off hard working families, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees ripping off hard working families is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..