The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving enviro-Mental-ists.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to enviro-Mental-ists fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..