I’m not racist but surely allowing Twitter users to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Twitter users aren’t smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police agrees with me, saying today, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.