In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that miners, bent on revenge have been terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of miners, bent on revenge without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against miners, bent on revenge and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Ian Dunkin-Donuts speaking in support of our campaign said "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".

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