The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are fighting the poilce every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians fighting the poilce was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.