Conservative head office has today said "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen the poor involved in being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to the poor it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. The poor and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.